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I'm Ashley and I'm obsessed with my cat, One Direction, and a shit ton of other cool stuff. I'm 21 and I go to UCF, but I live in South Florida. I post whatever I feel like it, but it tends to be fitblr posts, supernatural, parks & rec, harry potter, and hilarious shit. I curse a lot, obviously. Feel free to talk to me whenever, I'm an asshole, but I don't bite. Well, only if you're into that kind of stuff ;). OKAYBYE!

sam-squats:

turns out I really fucking love my body

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

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Replace with your own answers and then tag 10 people.

  • Name: Ashley
  • Nickname: does Ash count? 
  • Birthday: November 16th, 1992
  • Gender: Female
  • Sexuality: Straight
  • Height: 5’2
  • Time zone: Eastern.
  • What time and date is it there: August 30, 2014 3:11 PM
  • Average hours of sleep I get a night: 6-8
  • Last thing I googled was: Spanish-English Translator (I cheat on my homework)
  • Most used phrase(s): Fuck you
  • First word that comes to mind: KITTY
  • What I last said to a family member: So does that mean you don’t want Chipotle? 
  • One place that makes me happy and why: Home, because thats where I’m most comfortable and happy.
  • How many blankets I sleep under: one, two if its cold.
  • Favorite beverage(s): coke or apple juice. its too hard to choose.
  • Last movie I watched in the cinema: how to train your dragon 2, by myself.
  • Three things I can’t live without: my kitty, food, my family
  • A piece of advice to all my followers: Everything gets better.
  • You all have to listen to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA (this is my best friend’s favorite song)

tagged: sh4dedm1nd, melissaunders, shannonivory, carb88, thereal-khaldrago, curiouspectator07, speciallittlemoonchild, talkdirtytomeh, thegirlbitesback, dorky-suave-and-sophisticated.

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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

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